I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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