It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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