It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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