Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
