She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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