I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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