Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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