school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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