I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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