Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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