If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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