remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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