There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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