I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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