It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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