i don't like sucking hair
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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