They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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