I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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