All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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