I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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