you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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