: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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