I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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