she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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