Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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