This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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