i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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