saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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