Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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