I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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