i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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