im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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