just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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