He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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