if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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