We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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