He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
