Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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