i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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