What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
The air taste purple.
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