Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
