He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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