you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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