You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Pants are for mortals
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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