So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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