If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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