Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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