so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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