where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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