I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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