I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i wish my penis had a tongue
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
