If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He keeps bees of course he's weird
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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