You smell like a Billy Joel song
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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