She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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