Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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