this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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