rhymes with "ouble enetration"
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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