Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
please come you make the beer taste better
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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