come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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