How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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