He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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