just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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